- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

The dewey decimal system

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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