- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

The Labour Party.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Soccer...

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

hi dave

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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