- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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