what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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arena football

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Anti Joke

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