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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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