- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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