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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

You know whats better than 24? 25

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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