What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Anti Joke

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