- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Knock Know! Come in!

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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