Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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