- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

your skull would make a nice pen holder

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Anthony sucks

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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