Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Dogs

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Your Mother

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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