A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Nick Cannon

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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