What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

The Labour Party.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Anti Joke

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