What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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My love life

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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