Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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