Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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