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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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