A man walked into a bar owch

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

So does Blake

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Once upon a time, The end.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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