Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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The MLS

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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