If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

a seal walks into a club.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

women's rights

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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