A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Your mother is average.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What's blue? The sky.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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