- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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