Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

A black man walks Into a bar.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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