Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Penis

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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