- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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