- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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