Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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