- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Sarah Palin

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

what's black and can't swim?

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