Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

A shark ate your mom

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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