- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Smelly Indians.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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