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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

I woke up today

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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