A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Burp

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Anti Joke

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