- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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