My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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