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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

This is a joke. Laugh!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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