A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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A kid has no friends.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Women's Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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