Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

your moms my other ride

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

retard

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

wanna here a joke? you.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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