- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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