There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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