what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Beka has AIDS

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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