A: Knock Knock B: ...

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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