- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Nan, that is all.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Winter

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

autsim

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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