- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

2 + 2 = 4

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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