Women's Rights

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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