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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock Know! Come in!

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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