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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Bacon is delcious.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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