I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

mark lawson likes boys

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

People with cancer.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

My children are huge mistakes.

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