Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Poop...

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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