What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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