How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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DEATH.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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