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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

So, same time tomorrow then?

An Artic Storm.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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