Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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