- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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