what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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I've got a dig bick

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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women's rights.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Grace Ackerson

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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