Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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I like your hair

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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