- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Black people.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

aodhan hearty

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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