- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

hey, my names mark.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

1+2 = 6

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

cats are pussies

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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