The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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canadians

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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pudding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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