Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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