Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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all hail based mark

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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women's rights

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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