- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

There's my tractor.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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