When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Republicans

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gabbi nunez ;)

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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think twice or at least think

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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