My dad

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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The dewey decimal system

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Im black

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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