You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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