A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

This is not funny.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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