Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Yock

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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