Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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