This is an anti-anti-joke.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Women's rights.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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