- Anti Joke

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

cancer

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.