Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A horse walks into a barn.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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