What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Do you love me? No.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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