- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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