What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Your mums a potato

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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