There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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