First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Why was the woman?

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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