- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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