What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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penus

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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