- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

The Moon Landing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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