What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

NEVER

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Darude- Sandstorm

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

WHO WANTS SOW????

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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